YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
