you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
