yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I don't think brook has ever known best
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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