You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I have already put on my inside pants.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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