I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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