You really coming over, don't trick.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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