Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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