we have officially lost it.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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