She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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