I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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