the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I accidentally burped into my bong.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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