i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I love you. Go after that dick
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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