their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
