I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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