so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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