i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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