I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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