Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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