I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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