so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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