You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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