You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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go home
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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