OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
this just has baby written all over it
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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