I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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