Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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