"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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