eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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