kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Oh god it's open bar.
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