38 yer olds are good kisserssss
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
