i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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