I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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