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Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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