I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
