community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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