I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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