My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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