I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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