That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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