how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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