I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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