on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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