But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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