Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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