i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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