thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
