your room smells of hookers.
And success
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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