i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
