i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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