did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We left the knife in your bed.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
