I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize