Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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