So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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