and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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