with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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