He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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